Hey, Let’s Talk About A Show I Didn’t Watch

According to my Twitter feed, the Emmy’s were on last night, which means the internets were loaded with dress porn today. I could really care less who won the awards. Let’s talk about the red carpet though.

Here’s what I loved:

Amazing. I love everything about this dress.

Little Vada Sultenfuss is all grown up! I’m not sure whats going on with the fabric but the silhouette is beautiful.


Now the WTFs:

She’s young, beautiful, and curvy and yet she wore this:

I don’t actually hate this dress. I could see it on some older and slight, but it does nothing at all for Lena Dunham.

Speaking of beautiful young women with curves – who did this to the lovely Merritt Wever?

Mindy Kaling, on the other hand, knows how it’s done.


Comme ci, comme ca:

This is a beautiful gown, and Kat Dennings is stunning. Sweetheart necklines are rarely the best choice for women with larger chests though. You can tell in this picture gravity is taking over, and I’m willing to bet she spent the rest of the evening hiking it up.

On anyone else, I would hate this dress, but I think Sofia Vergara pulls it off.

Apparently she split the back of this dress and tweeted about it.

This happened to me once too, except it wasn’t a hand-beaded Zuhair Murad gown at the Emmy’s. I was wearing a Joe Fresh sundress at the Moxies Bar and Grill in Yorkdale Mall. Also, I wasn’t wearing a sexy thong under my dress. Instead, my wardrobe malfunction exposed a spanx high waisted power pant.

So, I guess Sophia and I don’t really have anything in common after all.

Did you watch the Emmy’s or catch the highlights? Who’s dresses did you love?

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  1. I loved Tina Fey’s whole look! Although in my eyes, that woman can do no wrong. I also thought Mindy Kaling looked smashing.

  2. I didn’t watch either, and I can’t say I am over the moon with any of these looks. tina’s would be good but her tan lines ruin it for me.
    the black lace one is nice, but those sandals kill the line – her feet are just sticking out like they don’t belong.
    Kat’s dress is beautiful, too bad she doesn’t actually fit in it.

    Maybe i’m being too harsh.

    Okay, the emerald green chiffon. I like that, it fits and has no apparent weirdness.

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