It’s December 23rd! You can’t ignore the fact that Christmas is just a few sleeps away. Some of you probably have a few last minute gifts to pick up for those hard to buy for people on your list. As a public service, I’ve complied a short list of unique last minute gift ideas to inspire you.
…Of the Month Clubs: Remember the scene in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation when Clark finds out his holiday bonus has been replaced with a membership to the Jelly of the month club? I did a quick Google search to see if such a thing existed. It does. In fact, there are monthly subscriptions for nearly everything. Maybe it’s a little tacky but the idea is kind of growing on me – for example, the cheese ball of the month club sounds both hilarious and delicious.
The Better Marriage Blanket: For your bean loving spouse. You’ll never find yourself trapped in a dutch oven again. In all seriousness though, if this is actually a problem in your marriage, you probably need a doctor rather than a blanket.
Cat Poop Coffee: It’s really expensive and apparently it tastes good. The downside is that part of the processing involves a cat’s (or specifically, a civet’s) ass. Still, this could be a great gift for the coffee aficionado who has everything (and maybe downplay the cat poop part).
Bacon Soap: Bacon and soap – together at last. There is nothing like starting the day with the clean, crisp smell of bacon. Great for the meat lover on your list.
Of course, there’s always cash.