Three Trends I Won’t Be Wearing This Year

Open Toe Boots
I don’t get it. If it’s cold enough to wear boots why would you leave your toes vulnerable to the elements? If it’s warm enough for exposed toes, what’s the point of boots?

Fingerless Gloves/Wrist Warmers
They seem to be all over Etsy this season. They’re cute, but like open toe boots they fail to serve any real purpose. If my hands and wrists are cold enough to require coverage, my fingers need it even more. Maybe I’ll make some finger warmers, then I can attach them to some wrist warmers and we’ll call them mittens! What? That’s already been invented? Dang, I thought I was on to something.

Skinny Jeans
Not unlike ultra low rise pants, skinny jeans are only flattering on about 10% of North American women. Unfortunately, many wear them anyway, with embarrassing results. Ladies, hear me out – just because it’s trendy, doesn’t mean its right for you. If your ass looked hot in last year’s jeans there’s no shame in wearing them a little longer.

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